This product is intended for daily use
to write, draw, scribble, scrawl
and put ideas down on paper. It does
not protect against laziness, sloppiness,
and other socially transmitted diseases.
Benefits of daily use may include but
are not limited to improved creativity,
more original originality, a firmer grasp
of daily scheduling, increased productivity,
and mastery of fine motor skills.
Use of this product does not guarantee
these results and the manufacturer in no
way implies that these benefits are typical.
Certain heavy users have exhibited serious
side-effects including irritability, anger,
anxiousness, fatigue, depression, headache,
bloating, muscle aches, balding, nausea,
changes in sexual and gastrointestinal appetites,
carpal tunnel syndrome, thoughts of suicide,
ink stained fingers, cap chewing, blue
tongue, pocket spots and increased
cerebrovascular flow. These symptoms are
typical of engaging intensely in the pursuit
of knowledge and the improvement of one’s
mental faculties and should not be taken
as a sign of misusing the product. If all
symptoms appear simultaneously, stop
using the product immediately and wait
until one or more symptoms disappear
before continuing regular use.
You should not use this product if you
suspect that you are intolerant, lack
a sense of humor, have no imagination
or exhibit symptoms of other psycho/ social dysfunctions.
Please consult a teacher for more information; literally.
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