Unicorn burgers and unicorn franks,
Unicorn sweaters and unicorn pants,
Unicorn hats and gloves came together,
Both beautifully made of unicorn leather.
Unicorn belts and unicorn shoes,
Unicorn horns made into musical flutes,
Unicorn tails and unicorn hooves,
Both lucky charms, but that’s half a truth.
Unicorns used to sing such great songs,
But there are so many uses for unicorns,
And that’s why,
That’s why the unicorn’s gone.