It begins shortly after I serve my two boys
a plate of white cookies and some chocolate milk,
while I’m dipping my burnt whole wheat crackers
(the English call Melba toast and sell to us suckers)
into chick peas I could have squashed myself,
(but purchased as hummus instead)
when the questions appear about opposites,
but quickly become infected with laughter
(in between chewing [...]
Posts Tagged ‘funny poems’
Ending a conversation about opposites
Posted in american, new, poetry, writing, tagged family poetry, father and son, father-son poetry, funny poems, humor, love poetry, poems, poetry, poetry about family on October 2, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Losing Traces
Posted in american, culture, poetry, strange, writing, tagged carl tillona, funny poems, poem, poems about the self, poetry, response to poetry by others, stolen poetry, writing about writing on September 12, 2009 | 1 Comment »
A poem in response to (or stolen from, depending on your perspective) a friend’s poem.
No posts
No signs
No symbols
No music
No meaning
No sonnets
No turning
No land
No secrets
No business
No present
No past
No knowing
No dreaming
No sequels
No man
No order
No echo
No loom
And no time
No standing
No making
No art
No mankind
So Soon
No moon
No ocean
No searching
No thoughts
And then,
Never mind.
Copyright © henry toromoreno, 2009. All rights reserved. With due [...]
Black box warning on the bottom of a pen pack
Posted in american, culture, latino, miscellaneous, new, poetry, writing, tagged teacher poetry, education, funny poems, protest poetry, job poems, student teacher poems, teacher poem, warning, black box, black box warning, 10000 hour rule, poems about writing, poetry about practice on August 31, 2009 | 8 Comments »
This product is intended for daily use
to write, draw, scribble, scrawl
and put ideas down on paper. It does
not protect against laziness, sloppiness,
and other socially transmitted diseases.
Benefits of daily use may include but
are not limited to improved creativity,
more original originality, a firmer grasp
of daily scheduling, increased productivity,
and mastery of fine motor skills.
Use of this product does [...]
Catching kids cutting
Posted in american, culture, new, poetry, writing, tagged poetry, teacher poetry, funny poems, new poetry, job poems, poems about students, student teacher poems, poem, school poetry on March 29, 2009 | 2 Comments »
1st of all
you never read
so why would you
ever have a book
in your hands
except to hide
your guilty mug
from me?
2nd of all
you’re holding a
crossword puzzle
book which requires
work which you
hate and a writing
instrument
which you never
have so why would
you be looking
[...]
the science of supersition
Posted in american, latino, new, poetry, writing, tagged poetry, poems, teacher poetry, latino poetry, teacher poems, funny poems, new poetry, poems about students, student teacher poems, science poetry, large hadron collider on October 26, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
On the same day
that the Large Hadron Collider
was turned on to peel away
the secrets of the universe
by smashing circling atoms
at near absolute zero
at nearly the speed of light
into each other
I had to listen to someone
tell me how Nostradamus
had predicted that this
day would come.
I explained that [...]
Sisyphus’s Aide
Posted in american, new, poetry, writing, tagged funny poems, Greek mythology, henry toromoreno, job poems, poetry, Sisyphus, teacher poetry on August 21, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
You call this an opportunity?
It’s more like a post
behind enemy lines
where I find myself
running ahead, falling behind
I’m not so sure it’s
worth the effort or the time.
What is it that we do,
me and you?
Seems everyone around here does it too.
I should have checked
the fine print in the ad, like I been [...]
Pseudonym and Alias
Posted in american, drawing, line art, new, poetry, writing, tagged children's poetry, funny poems, poetry, toromoreno, word play on January 13, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Alias and Pseudonym
met in secrecy
Pseudonym told Alias,
“I hear you tried to pass as me.”
“Ridiculous”, said Alias,
“That rumor is absurd.
The truth my friend
is more different than
anything you’ve heard.”
“Just recently,” said Alias,
“someone employed me,
to obfuscate, then recreate,
their identity.”
“So what,” said Pseudonym,
“I thought that was our job,
we’ve been doing this for quite a [...]